Spring has sprung

>> Spring has sprung in my classroom. I know I haven't posted anything of substance lately, but quotes will have to do. THe boys in my classroom are in full crude middle school humor. Enjoy. Carl: It feels like techno music when my heart is beating. -- Nick: I heard all the girls in high school are stuck up... so there goes my chance. -- (while using magnetic poetry) Carl: Pull up.. I need pants! -- Seth: I have an innie outtie! (pulls up shirt and shows bellybutton) -- Seth: DId you know that some elephants get indigestion when they eat peanuts? -- Carl: Yes. This is your penis.. I mean pencil! -- (Bell rings to go home) Jamie: HAPPY DILDO DAY!

almost a month

>>Yes, almost a month since I last posted. A lot but almost nothing has happened during that time. My home hospital student came out of the hospital but then just went back in today. (I think she will be okay this time). Today we found out that Sam had a sinus infection that his doctor did not take care of so it extended to his brain. Yes. Bad. He had surgery today and we are all very scared.

Here are some quotes that have been saved over the past few weeks.

Me: just because they have braces doesnt mean they are ugly (referring to girls)
Carl: But they can bite your tongue off.

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Phillip: Life plan.. 15 years old new laptop. 16 years old new cell phone. 17 years old new car. 18 years old new job.

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Carl: I gotcha bro. Yes, I call her bro. She's my bro.

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Carl: Could you translate "once you go black you never go back" for me?

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Jamie: I need to get some knee pads
Carl: your girlfriend needs to get knee pads.